I just got a new set of ideas. The class today went exceptionally well and
I love my new appearance. The only drawback, if you can call it a drawback,
is that I'm supposed to think heavily about them several times a day. I
can get a little lazy doing this so I figured out a way to make it a little
more exciting. I put up an ad on the Artist anonymous system looking for
conceptualists who would like to massage my new processed intentions.
Now I'm not exactly a fully fledged artist or anything, but I figured there
would be nothing wrong with me looking for a little help with my theoretical
needs. Although I never realized just how exciting and interesting post-structuralism
can really be when done by informed and famous net artists. I guess I never
really thought about it, as whenever I had a lecturer touch them before
it led to a more modernist experience.
The first artist to come over seemed very nice. I told him it was a theoretical
massage and there would be no art as yet. He started by rubbing the appropriate
concepts through my recently tie dyed, college t-shirt and then I took my
top off and let him consider them visually instead of just ideas in his
head. It was so mutualist yet riddled with a radical edge, I finally gave
in and we wound up thinking about various theories on art for hours.
When he left I told myself I wouldn't give in on the next artist but when
she arrived and started to rub my subjectivity to a point of exhibitionist,
performance type exhilarations I fell prey to temptation and shared my new
ideas with her too.
The next day I told the artist who came over up front that there would be
absolutely no chance of sharing my concepts. But my creative juices started
to flow as this artist rubbed his hands all over my funding proposals and
before I knew it I was administrating his project and crying out his name
as he educated me on the living room sofa. I'm starting to think I might
just be a student, thank God all this casual art is being done discretely
through. I wouldn't want my friends to know just how many artists I have
met this week. |